THANKS TO DR JEYASHREE FOR TRYING

I received this via email and here are my addendums for laughs, I was supposed to forward it and I noticed that it was forwarded out of the country too (just in case there are Indian gangsters there too, same gang maybe same style):

For your information. (Very Urgent) If you meet a guy (especially an Indian (PrimaDona says: Only the Indians using this method? But let’s watch out for the other types too!) who rides a motorbike with bloody hands knocking on your window demanding you to stop (PrimaDona says: So both his bike and our cars are moving along, hmmm, would be difficult to hear anything especially on highways, eh?) because he wants tissue paper to clean the blood while you are driving your car, - remember .... DO NOT STOP THE CAR at all (PrimaDona says: In case it’s for real, just throw out the whole tissue box! Or if it is night time, pretend you are deaf and can’t see him anyway)

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Even how he damages your car or tightly holds on to your side mirrors, ....... (PrimaDona says: Do we keep the speed to ensure he hangs on or speed it up, don’t forget to tell him you are going to increase speed or he might just lose his grip! Presumably we must ensure he is still hanging on when arriving at the police station.)DO NOT STOP the car (PrimaDona says: How about at traffic lights?). Directly drive to the nearest police station. About 40 cases of this kind of criminal tactics have been reported in Seremban, Kuala Lumpur , Shah Alam, Petaling Jaya and Klang Town police stations ..... actually also, happening around the whole country. (PrimaDona says: Wah! As big gang as Political Parties with branches in every state?)

These guys are mainly Indian gangsters. (PrimaDona says: What are the other races’ gangsters doing, so we all keep a look out for those too.) They work in a group and dare to commit these crimes even in crowded areas where nobody will dare to stop their car to help you. (PrimaDona says: In this country, everyone just watch and talk later, you die your business. No heroes around at all. The last one was the fat girl, who sat on her perpetrator. Now no more fat and became Hero spokeswoman only for slimming centre)

The main purpose of this dirty tactic is to rob you and/or even commit rape if you are a female driver, driving alone. (PrimaDona says: Time to implement wearing full face helmets especially for women whilst in car like F1 driver. Oh, and don’t forget to bind chest to look more like man.)Please forward this message to the people you care about. (PrimaDona says: Must send this to The Star, so more people will know about this, don’t you think so? Not everybody has a computer then again those who don’t own one probably aren’t the targeted.)

Summarised in one line:

BE IGNORANT TO THE UNFAMILIAR & BE WEARY OF THE FAMILIER!

Moral of the story, it’s safer to be poor these days. Life is simpler, happier and healthier (can’t afford rich food which could be full of melamine!)

Dr Jeyashree Srinivasan & PrimaDona
Island Hospital
Tel: +6012-4308125

Thanks to Google for the pictures